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Good news.

 I don't have to be sent away, my therapist says I'm improving, and I passed a test!!

I think I like girls.

 Recently I may have gotten up to the devil's tango, but it wasn't as enjoyable as I would have hoped. I am so sorry Michael but all those positions where not enjoyable. I love girls and am a lesbian. If you are a girl who is lesbian hit me up. #WAP

Mental asylum.

My therapist says I might be put away for a bit.

Just finished my pap smear.

 I squirted EVERYWHERE. The doctor went down on me after he was done with my pap smear. Anyway, I had a great time it hurt so good 10/10 do recommend.

Getting my pap smear.

 Today I am getting a pap smear I am so excited to get it hopefully I don't squirt all over the doctor. I haven't had a pap smear in many years, so I hope nothing is wrong. I made sure to clean it really well for my pap smear just in case something goes down. I'll make sure to keep y'all updated after I'm done.

Battery substitute.

 My rose toy ran out of battery and I don't have any battery's left, what can I use instead. Thanks so much. Yours sincerely,  Bethany

What is mike who cheese hairy?

 My niece keeps telling we to say 'mike who cheese hairy' what does this mean? it has very much confused me and I keep saying it and she just laughed. She is so adorable but I can't figure out what this means for the life of me. Thanks a lot, your sincerely, Bethany